My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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