Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
There's even glitter on my cock...
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