i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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