why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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