I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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