I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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