I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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