I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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