I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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