I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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