Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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