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Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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