He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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