No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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