Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
