So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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