she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Boobs are out for the taking
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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