woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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