Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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