It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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