there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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