So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
