She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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