Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
