Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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