I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
high people should be assigned attendants
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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