If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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