yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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