this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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