is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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