You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
either way he was missing a nipple.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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