Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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