no, he came in my armpit
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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