Dual....:-)
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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