But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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