When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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