Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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