he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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