Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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