Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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