I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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