Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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