Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize