Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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