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if you like me you must not know who I am

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(408): View more from California

How was your sisters wedding?

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Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.

(408): View more from California

sisterhood ftl.

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(925): View more from California

I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs

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(626): View more from California

that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.

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(804): View more from Virginia

quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick

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(515): View more from Iowa

the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point

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(702): View more from Nevada

I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore

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(679): View more from Michigan

My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"

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