You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
