I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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