she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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