I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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