Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
