Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
