Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
