I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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