I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I swear she didn't look like that last week.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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