but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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