I am puke
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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