my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
