Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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