just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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