Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
