i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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