I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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